isnerdy:

fishingboatproceeds:

onceuponanobsessedfan:

John Green is like the Den Mother of tumblr

Tuck your shirts in and stop flirting with each other, tumblr!

Just kidding.

Continue flirting.

fasterfood:

 

otterparade:

cityofbadass:

Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?

“And then there’s this asshole”

rubycosmos:

earthnation:

what if milk had pulp

yuppadupp:

thewholockgames:

districteverthorne:

what if someone wrote a book and the plot was basically amazing and the characters were awesome and at the end of the book, you’re dying to know what happens, all you see is a ripped page and the author actually did it on purpose and you’ll never know what happens because all the other published copies are like that too

calm down satan

Time to play a new game:
Make sure John Green doesn’t find the thing